DEEP THOUGHTS BY AMELIA, COLIN, AND JACK
December 2011
Jack, smiling and whispering in Mike's ear during the duet in Amelia's Nutcracker ballet performance: She almost got his privates!
October 2011
Jack, after watching the movie Winnie the Pooh: My favorite guy is the horse.
Amelia: It isn't a horse, it's a donkey
Jack: It's a horse. It's name is Eeorse.
Amelia: No, it's Eeyore.
Jack: Oh, it's Eeo.
Me: One thing detectives do is look for clues to solve mysteries.
Colin: Like finding a lost lamb, right!?
Me: Ooh, it's blowing out there.
Jack: If I go outside my hat will wind right off!
Amelia, written on a sign she left in Colin's room: No traps allowed. No potty talk.
Jack, to Mike: Look at my dragon shirt. Tell me it's cool.
Colin: My new bike's name WAS Force, but now I think I'm going to rename it. Now it's name is Dork. Yes, I'd like to call it Dork.
September 2011
Amelia: There's a mosquito!
Colin: I like to call it a sucknito.
Jack, singing a song he loves: La La La La Wemon. La La La La Wightbulb. La La La La Wollipop...
Me: Jack, great job using the potty by yourself!
Jack, who is very interested in winning: I winned that pee!
August 2011
Jack, trying to squeeze a lemon into his water at a restaurant: Mom, this lemon won't squeeze!
Me: Too bad.
Jack: Yeah, I guess it needs some new batteries.
Amelia: I'm not lying. Look into my eyes and eyebrows to see if I'm lying. Am I lying?
Colin: Yes.
Amelia: Try again.
Jack, while biting into a German chocolate cupcake: Mom, I reawy like this onion part.
Sarah: What do you think my favorite color is?
Jack: Green. Maybe we should go to the color store and buy you a green.
Colin (out of the blue): I actually like Amelia, for some reason.
Colin, after seeing a mummy exhibit at a museum: I hope I can forget this soon, otherwise I'm going to just freak out.
June 2011
Me: Kids, go upstairs to shower.
Jack: This robot don't needs a shower.
May 2011
Colin: Mom, let's have cheese dump for dinner.
Me: What's cheese dump? Fondue?
Colin: Yeah, fondue. I like to call it cheese dump.
Me: Jack, look, there's a big bumble bee.
Jack: Yeah, and it has a GUN!
Me: Jack, here's your biscuit with honey.
Jack: I don't want any of that bee jam!
April 2011
Colin: Mom, I mean Mommy. I call you Mommy because it's so cute.
March 2011
Excerpt from Amelia's journal at school: I wish I had a lace fan. I really want a lace fan. A beautiful lace fan. I really want a beautiful lace fan. If would be very fancy. I wish I had a lace fan. I really wish I had a lace fan because it would be so pretty.
Amelia: I'm eating YoBaby Yogurt.
Mike: Mom needs some YoMama Yogurt!
Amelia: The President needs some YoBama Yogurt!
February 2011
Me: How's the bread I made, guys
Jack: Green. Maybe we should go to the color store and buy you a green.
Colin (out of the blue): I actually like Amelia, for some reason.
June 2011
Mike: Ouch, Jack. Stop hitting me in the back. Would you want me to do that to you?
Jack, turning to expose his back: Yes!
Me: Kids, go upstairs to shower.
Jack: This robot don't needs a shower.
May 2011
Colin: Mom, let's have cheese dump for dinner.
Me: What's cheese dump? Fondue?
Colin: Yeah, fondue. I like to call it cheese dump.
Me: Jack, look, there's a big bumble bee.
Jack: Yeah, and it has a GUN!
Me: Jack, here's your biscuit with honey.
Jack: I don't want any of that bee jam!
April 2011
Colin's Buddy Sam: The movie "The Curse of the Were-Rabbit" is really scary. It will totally freak you out.
Colin: I'm kind of feeling a little freaked out right now.
Colin: Mom, I mean Mommy. I call you Mommy because it's so cute.
March 2011
Excerpt from Amelia's journal at school: I like to relax on my couch. It is really relaxing until my brothers start talking. I really like when my brothers are qwiete.
Excerpt from Amelia's journal at school: I wish I had a lace fan. I really want a lace fan. A beautiful lace fan. I really want a beautiful lace fan. If would be very fancy. I wish I had a lace fan. I really wish I had a lace fan because it would be so pretty.
Amelia: I'm eating YoBaby Yogurt.
Mike: Mom needs some YoMama Yogurt!
Amelia: The President needs some YoBama Yogurt!
February 2011
Jack, after a lengthy pause: It's the greatest, Mom. It's the greatest I ever seen.
Jack, seeing Mike walk in to church: Hey Mom, there's my good friend Daddy!
Amelia, in a letter after losing her 2nd tooth: Dear Tooth Fairy, Good luck finding my tooth. It is somewhere in this house. Love, Amelia P.S. I love fairys. P.S.S. Especially the tooth fairy.
Jack, after being reprimanded: Mommy, you're telling me wrong fings.
Jack, upon seeing a woman with heavy eye makeup: Mom, he has chapstick on his eyes! No. Mom, he has rainbows on his eyes!
January 2011
Me: Wow, Jack! Great job eating your dinner!
Jack: Now clap your hands and say yea.
Amelia: Mom, did they have paper when you were a kid?
Mike: Yes, it was called papyrus.
Jack, seeing Mike walk in to church: Hey Mom, there's my good friend Daddy!
Amelia, in a letter after losing her 2nd tooth: Dear Tooth Fairy, Good luck finding my tooth. It is somewhere in this house. Love, Amelia P.S. I love fairys. P.S.S. Especially the tooth fairy.
Jack, after being reprimanded: Mommy, you're telling me wrong fings.
Jack, upon seeing a woman with heavy eye makeup: Mom, he has chapstick on his eyes! No. Mom, he has rainbows on his eyes!
Colin's Teacher: Let's see how high you can count.
Colin, after counting to 21: I can actually count to 31 feet, I just don't feel like it right now.January 2011
Me: Wow, Jack! Great job eating your dinner!
Jack: Now clap your hands and say yea.
Amelia: Mom, did they have paper when you were a kid?
Mike: Yes, it was called papyrus.
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